Visit False Key for the Halloween Event of the Season! Extravagant floats, skimpy costumes, contests, mayhem and madness. Post your best Halloween pix and win prizes. Meet old and new friends at the parade >
We're building the floats, designing the costumes, and warming up the band for the biggest, baddest FantaSea Parade Fest ever! Join us Tuesday, October 28 from 7:00 - 9:00 pm on Facebook for the freak show. Costume contest with prizes, all your favorite, outrageous False Key characters, cameo author appearances, and spontaneous poetry. www.facebook.com/falsekey
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Your first timeVisit the Keys with us this Halloween for the extravagant floats, skimpy costumes, contests, mayhem and madness. Post your best Halloween pix and win prizes. Meet old and new friends at the parade >
We're building the floats, designing the costumes, and warming up the band for the biggest, baddest FantaSea Parade Fest ever! Join us Tuesday, October 28 from 7:00 - 9:00 pm on Facebook for the freak show. Costume contest with prizes, all your favorite, outrageous False Key characters, cameo author appearances, and spontaneous poetry. Young dude rolls into an old-fashioned gas station. Puts down his window. A gray haired attendant, bare-chested under denim overalls, shuffles toward the car.
OLD DUDE: Fill 'er up? YOUNG DUDE: Sure. How do I get to False Key? OLD: Pop your gas cap. No such place. YOUNG: Guy in Homestead said somewhere south. GPS can't find it. OLD: (inserts nozzle) Whacha think you're gonna find there? YOUNG: (shifts uncomfortably, glares) What's it to you? OLD: Keep your fins on, sonny. 'Bout a mile past the Dairy Queen, take a right at the pearl statue. Over the bridge, if it ain't high tide. YOUNG: Statue of a pearl? OLD: Sign says Mermaid Key. YOUNG: Why'd they change it? OLD: (pulls out, shrugs) Check your oil? YOUNG: Nah. Thanks for the directions. OLD: (shakes his head) Don't thank me yet. GET MORE FALSE KEY |
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